This is the online home of World of Tanks clan WOPR.

We are a small group of mostly British old men who mostly know each other, brought together by a common love for taking the piss out of Phil. We have also attracted a couple of strange foreign chaps with low standards. We have groomed Ovos since he was an egg. Hence the name. Probably.

We don’t do clan wars or any of that serious stuff where you have to try, and might accidentally think that any of this matters. (I mistyped this as “clam wars” initially. My brain decided that clams fight with lasers but google says they just squirt water)

If, for some odd reason, you would like to join us, apply here. We’ll probably let you in if you have tanks at different tiers and don’t suck too hard (sucking a bit is ok). Or you can message Zeebad on the EU server.